Friday, 06 November 2009

  • Major Change?

    I recently joined Programming Club.

    Tyler (Club President) believes that I have what it takes to test out of Intro to Programming and jump straight into Programming.

    He even thinks I could be good enough to simply change my major TO programming. In last week's session, I caught up four weeks worth of 4hour lessons in one session. AND was able to correct people around me this week.

    My mom is a programmer for CVS/CareMark. She designed the system that keeps shipments of medicines going to the right place.
    She was ECSTATIC when I told her.

    I dont know what to do! D:! I thought I was so sure that Sound Design was for me, but it appears I'm BETTER at programming. Even if I liked sound more =/!

Monday, 02 November 2009

Sunday, 01 November 2009

  • Taking advantage of drunk people?

    I won 40 bucks playing poker on Halloween. On two five dollar buy-in's (one for me, one for my girlfriend, who wanted to play).

    I was one of only two sober people playing. Haha.

    My friend sat next to me the whole time, ready to pass out, throwing chips in the pot attempting to win with pocket pairs.
    Across from me sat another friend, who wasn't so blatantly drunk, but his buzz kept him from making smart moves.
    Another bidder consistently showed me his hand and allowed me to bet him up, thinking he was not only going to win, but win double the money for raising the bet.

    Everyone was getting progressively drunk while playing, resulting from the fact that nobody ever increased the blinds. So naturally, the game took a million years. Somebody forgot to just call a timer and raise the blinds to 50v-100v or so. Oh well. Even 25v-50v would have prevented cheap bets of 5 and 10 value chips. As time dragged on, their drunkenness went up. And so did my earnings for the night.

    I don't think I've ever laughed so hard silently. All it came down to in the end was me, my girlfriend, who managed to play safely and keep her five dollars, and one other guy, Ricky. After almost 20 minutes between the three of us, I simply demanded for the sake of time to please just increase blind betting. Instant jump to 50-100. In two turns the game was over. Since I held majority pot (and believe me, it was a huge majority) I let him bet me up until he hit five dollars (breaking even) and we just ended the game there. Total pot would have been seventy five bucks but people kept buying out when they had little money left.

    Is it morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money? They were sober when they started playing.
    I think I might play more often with these guys. Haha. It was my first night playing with friends and not family.

Friday, 30 October 2009

  • Umm...Aren't you going to school?

    Fact: In college, you get to create your own schedule.
    Fact: I created my schedule so that I go to class from 9am-2pm; Monday - Thurs.
    Fact: I left fridays open for my job - which I don't have anymore. This leaves me with Fridays to myself.
    Fact: My brothers, still in high school have school from 9am-3pm; Monday - Friday.

    Every single week since I began school, they have remained home on Friday with excuses ranging from "We're sick" to "There's fights at school" to "I dont want to go!"

    Today the excuse was "It's Halloween!" and all I could think of was: No, It's not.

    Why is my mom not taking any sort of action? Over the course of four years at high school, I missed a grand total of 12 days - an average of about two per semester. Most of them were doctors appointments, three were because of extremely bad headaches, (usually, I just go anyway, but sometimes they really are too much for me...for those who don't know, I've had headaches every few weeks or so since I was a baby) and two were because the school had gotten shooting threats written inside a bathroom stall:


    Granted, nothing happened, but when my mom saw the news that night, she absolute refused to let me go on Thursday and Friday. Trivia: A few guns were reportedly found in the girls locker rooms, rumor or not, we will never know for sure. In the interest of school safety, the principal refused to comment other than "There were threats on the girls bathroom wall, regarding Lane, and two other schools. Security is heightened. Everyone is safe."

    Now. I can pretty much remember why I've been absent for school. I've ditched class seven times total; always for the same reasons: Every year the school has the "Turkey Bowl" (Varsity vs Faculty Football) and the "Lane Tech Letterman Game." In my freshman year, I bought a ticket for the Turkey Bowl, and actually went (something only freshman are known to do) and realized that the Faculty absolutely trashed our football team. I found out later that it was what happened EVERY year, so I just bought tickets for the remaining seven games of my high school career and never went. It was pretty much a $4.00 ticket to go home early. Haha.

    Anyway. These few examples aside - I was usually, more or less, IN SCHOOL in school hours. Why have my brothers missed seven Fridays in a row and not gotten shit about it yet? And that's just Fridays! What about every OTHER day of the week?

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

  • Don't ruin my show, kthx.

    Dave, the frontman of "The Loved Ones" stands on stage, fiddling with his guitar tuning knob, taking his sweet time to fill a gap in the set.

    "So. Good evening chicago. How you all doing?"
    "BETTER THAN DETROIT!"

    This is how the (already) drunk fan next to me made himself look like even more of a douchebag. I already wanted to punch him in the face after he came barging into the already tight area that me and my girlfriend were standing in, waving his camera phone (which was turned off by the way) attempting to take videos of the band, AND PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND. Not that he COULD, but the mere fact that the piece of shit was trying to do this made me want to punch his lights out. If he made one more "brush" against my girlfriend I would have retaliated by shoving him and his stupid (again, drunk) girlfriend clean into the floor. I mean honestly. (The previous band had already made a comment about how early this show was. "...You guys are crazy here. Are you used to this? A show opening at 5:30? I mean...Christ...Dr Phil is on TV right now!") You shouldn't be hammered before 8:00 pm. That's the rule. A drink or two, fine. But don't come stand next to me like I'm your best friend, or like my girlfriend is a show model - because It's going to take a lot of alcohol to make your girlfriend forget about how a guy half your age beat you down at a show.

    Dave responded with "Thats not very nice dude, Detroit was like...the cradle of the American Automobile....You gotta show Detroit some love....where would we be without them?"

    Not tonight, sir. Not Tonight. One more crowd member shouts "FUCK DETROIT."

    Dave looks offended and said, "You know, We played a show in Detroit two nights ago, and it was honestly fucking rad. What are you all rich kids, that your parents buy you import cars or something?"

    And so enters the mob mentality of "Fuck Detroit" chanted over and over. He attempted to regain control of the mic for that twenty seconds, saying that we need to show love to a city that is drowning because of international politics. That people are suffering and are out of work because people continually buy import. But nobody cared.

    One woman directly in front of me even yelled: "Shut up and play a song!"....
    ...Before jumping into the next song, he said three words words: "You fucking snobs."

    Now I know what people mean when they say that Chicago crowds are assholes.
    Why go to a show, and pay money if all you're going to do is disrupt the show?
    Why go if all you want to do is get wasted (on seven dollar beers, mind you) and not even remember the acts?
    Why would you go if you had no intention of even watching any bands except the one you want to see, with not even an open mind toward the rest?

    Fucking snobs indeed.

Sunday, 25 October 2009

  • [[Feedback!]] First Recording is up!

    Well. Not the best recording I've ever done, but there were two very large issues I had.

    I originally wanted to do Master of Puppets by (obviously) Metallica - but in order to do so, I would have had to use my my Ibanez GIO - which is in the shop.
    Since I am only left with my Ibanez RG120 I am limited to songs that are written in 1-step-down.

    For anyone who is not entirely sure why this is the case, the issue is this:
    The RG120 has a floating tremelo system. The tremelo arm ("whammy bar" as people call it for some reason) is set at a very specific tension using three springs inside the guitar. Changing string size, brand, or tuning effectively ruins the balance between the pull of the strings on the tremelo block and the pull of the springs on the tremolo block. Having them set properly (equal pull from both springs and strings) lets you use the tremelo arm to both push down and pull up on the arm - it also makes the tremolo more responsive, and could even eliminate fret buzz in some circumstances. For me, I have two guitars so that I can change between the two different tunings by swapping guitars. Many inexperienced guitarists (or those who have the money to throw around) simply change tunings, but...I've found that a second guitar is worth the investment when you consider how much longer the strings lasted.

    ANYWAYYYY....Point is, is that I'm only allowed songs in D standard (1 step down) or Drop C tunings. (1 step down with the E string dropped another step)
    There. Thats one issue. (BUT WAIT! 2 FOR 1 RANTS!)  It's a pretty easy situation to rectify - just don't play anything written in E standard (standard tuning).


    One situation that is NOT easy to rectify is the clipping issue I had. and believe me, if you have half a musical ear - you WILL hear it in the recording below. My POD X3 Live, in comparison to most other equipment that I've used has a very low tolerance for extremely hot signals. My only answer is that the X3 was designed for budget guitarists (it's relatively cheap at five hundred dollars) and so wasn't designed to necessarily accept very hot signals. I'm assuming that once the signal from my guitar hit the distortion, the gain was simply too much for the signal to remain intact. I've always had this problem with the X3, but because I never used it in a recording environment, until now, it never bothered me - the thru-signal settings were fine, and sounded fucking fantastic.

    Well. Now that I've begun attempting to record with it, it appears that the great sounds I could coax through my amp were just that....through my amp. I forgot that the amplifier is introducing its own tone layered onto the effect processing of my X3. I'll have to get a condenser mic and just forsake my USB connection.

    To make it clearer for anyone who has NO idea what I'm talking about, these are the comparative signal chains - for clarification, I left out certain things I didn't use in this recording, like my looping pedal, tuner pedal, or noise gate.

    (What you hear when I play by myself in a "live" situation) guitar ---> POD X3 Live (Effect Processing Unit) ---> Spider III amp
    (What you hear when I play in a "studio" situation) guitar ---> PODX3 ---> Audacity (recording application)

    It's important to note that the effect processor functions in a manner of providing up to 3 effects at once, as well as simulating a cab and speaker (amplifier) system. In the first scenario, on top of the simulated amplifier, my own amplifier adds it's own tone to the mix. When I record to the my computer, the second signal processor (the Spider amplifier) is gone, replaced with my direct recording. So you get the pure "simulated" amplifier - which of course, will never sound like the real thing.

    What I'm trying to say is, that my guitar tone sounds a LOT better in person, because you get the sound of a real amplifier, rather than a simulated copycat. The best scenario possible would be to have a direct-out port on my amplifier and use THAT for recording, that way you get exactly what is heard as if it was played "live." The amp DOES have a direct-out, but I can't utilize it because my computer doesn't have a 1/4" input jack - only 1/8" (think the headphones for your iPod). If I ever become serious about recording anything - the cost isn't too extravagant, and I may just install one in my computer.


    Also. One more gripe about why this is going to sound shitty: Audacity (my recording program) uses LAME encoders (thats the name of it, not an insult, it stands for: "LAME Ain't an Mp3 Encoder"). While Audacity itself can create as many tracks as you want, and all of my tracks are in stereo (so 2 channels per track), so it sounds accurate when played through speakers. When LAME is used to encode raw sound files into MP3, one of the pitfalls of the encoder is that it compresses all the channels down to one track of two channels. So essentially, it crams all the information of four channels playing (two from the original MP3 and two from my guitar signal) and pushes it into two tracks. Is that fun? No. but I don't plan on making some 5.1 stereo-quality track either. =P


    So - bitching aside, here is my rendition of Gojira's "Toxic Garbage Island" - In Audacity (and this was the reason for my final complaint) the two tracks were a LOT more distinct, but now it sorta sounds like my guitar is PART of the song, and its not. I actually changed a whole verse cause I hated the chugging part of one of them.

    Without further ado (or more paragraphs to write!) Here it is! If you would like to compare it to the original, it's above in my jukebox app. (It's arranged by artist name, so G for Gojira =D!)


Wednesday, 21 October 2009